You know, like all the buzz
New year resolutions are as old as your grandma's fruitcake, lol.
Seriously, who was the genius who decided to wait until January 1st to get all pumped up for a life makeover?
Kudos to them, though! I mean, they’ve got that 3 a.m. epiphany energy. But let's be real, if someone truly wanted to change, they wouldn't wait for the ball to drop in Times Square.
Imagine partying and stuffing your face all night just to spend half a year shedding that holiday pudge.
When you realize you need a change, you jump on it like a cat on a laser pointer. My dentist told me to lay off the spicy stuff, but I kept munching until I was in so much pain, I swore off it right there and then (okay, maybe a bad example, and a little nibble doesn’t hurt, right?). So yeah, that's my story.
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